Your New Boyfriend Chords By Wilbur Soot. Simple Version in C.
Intro : C C7 F Fm
Verse 1 :
CLife isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When EI was a kid on VOIP
I Amthought when I get older
I'd Fmarry her, I Fmtold her
CNow I'm 26 and I work in an office
E9 til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
Am If I could change a single thing
F I'd make it Fmme and not him Dm
Chorus :
But Fhe's in your bed,
FmI'm in your Twitch ChatC
FI've got the key and Fmhe's just a doormatC
And Feven though he's got Fmsocial skills
That Cdoesn't mean I can't C7pay the bills
FAnyway, make the Fmmost of him,
Cause Cshe moves on pretty Ebloody quick,F oh ohFm
DmYour new boyfriend's anDm arsehole
Interlude : C E Am F Fm (x2)
Verse 2 :
CYeah, I've met Jared, of course I've met Jared
The Eone that took you away from me
Am You hit it off instantly
I Fknow, cause you won't stop Fmtelling me
I've Cseen his jawline, shoulders and muscles
EPush against his fashion sense
I've Amthought about what he looks like nude
F I'm not gay though Fm C
Bridge :
Cause Cshe's living the dreamE
Oh, Amshe's living the dream
From Fback when we were Fmseventeen
CShe's living the dreamE
Oh, Amshe's living the dream
From Fback when we were Fmseventeen
CHow on earth can I be saved?
When I'm one click away from insane
Am I just think that I deserve
A Flittle bit of what FmI earned
I'm Cnot gonna make another scene
The Eone I made when I was 23
Means I'm Amnot allowed in Disney WorldF Fm Dm
Chorus :
But Fhe's in your bed
And FmI'm in your Twitch ChatC
FI've got the key and Fmhe's just a doormatC
'Cause Feven though he's got Fmsocial skills
That Cdoesn't mean I can't pay C7the bills
FAnyway, make the Fmmost of him,
Cause Cshe moves on pretty Ebloody quickF, oh oh Fm
DmYour new boyfriend's an Dmarsehole
Interlude : C E Am F Fm
I Cthink about you everydayE
So Amhow on earth can I Fbe saveFmd
I Cthink about him a lot asE well
AmMaybe if he wasn't fine aFs hellFm
Cause you're Cbeauty
And youE're grace
Your tAmelephone calls are mFy favoriteFm place
C I want you to Enotice me
Am With no restrainingF orderFm please
Jason DCerulo
I want you to Ecare
Am I want to smell youFr hairFm C
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VOIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office
9 til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
But he's in your bed,
I'm in your Twitch Chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him,
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
Yeah, I've met Jared, of course I've met Jared
The one that took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay though
Cause she's living the dream
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were seventeen
She's living the dream
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were seventeen
How on earth can I be saved?
When I'm one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve
A little bit of what I earned
I'm not gonna make another scene
The one I made when I was 23
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
But he's in your bed
And I'm in your Twitch Chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
'Cause even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him,
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
I think about you everyday
So how on earth can I be saved
I think about him a lot as well
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
Cause you're beauty
And you're grace
Your telephone calls are my favorite place
I want you to notice me
With no restraining order please
Jason Derulo
I want you to care
I want to smell your hair