Intro :
E5 (x4)
Em C D (x2)
I E5guess I'm blessed toC5 be so fuckingD5 bored
And hiding from this E5phantom antiC5gen
That wants to send D5us to the morgue
Chorus :
QuarantEmine,
C Fuck this diDsease
I'd rEmather be on Star CTours or stuckD at the DMV
QuarantEmine,
C No, not for Dme
I tEmhought that things were fucked up in D2019,
Fuck quarantine
Some Empeople hit the Cbottle,
Some Dpeople hit the books
Some pEmeople storm The CaCpitol,
Some Dsecond guess parenthood
Em It'll disappear in AprilC,
Just like a miracle
D We don't need social distance,
We don't need old people
Em So throw the shop doors opeCn and save our economy
D We don't need ICU beds or PPE
Chorus :
QuarantEmine,
C Fuck this diDsease
I'd Emrather watch some Cmagic
Or do pDress in Germany
QuaranEmtine,
C No, not for Dme
I tEmhought that things were Cfucked up in D2019,
Fuck quarantine
EmIt'll disappear in April, just like a miracle
D# We don't need social distance, we don't need old people
Em So throw the shop doors open, save our economy
G We don't need ICU beds, we don't need PPE
Instrument : Em D# Em G
Chorus :
QuarantEmine,
C Fuck this diDsease
I'm Emnever shaking Chands again
And don't Dkiss me on the cheek
Fuck quaranEmtine
I guess I'm blessed to be so fucking bored
And hiding from this phantom antigen
That wants to send us to the morgue
Quarantine,
Fuck this disease
I'd rather be on Star Tours or stuck at the DMV
Quarantine,
No, not for me
I thought that things were fucked up in 2019,
Fuck quarantine
Some people hit the bottle,
Some people hit the books
Some people storm The Capitol,
Some second guess parenthood
It'll disappear in April,
Just like a miracle
We don't need social distance,
We don't need old people
So throw the shop doors open and save our economy
We don't need ICU beds or PPE
Quarantine,
Fuck this disease
I'd rather watch some magic
Or do press in Germany
Quarantine,
No, not for me
I thought that things were fucked up in 2019,
Fuck quarantine
It'll disappear in April, just like a miracle
We don't need social distance, we don't need old people
So throw the shop doors open, save our economy
We don't need ICU beds, we don't need PPE
Quarantine,
Fuck this disease
I'm never shaking hands again
And don't kiss me on the cheek
Fuck quarantine